Ballechin 2003 Whisky Sponge Edition No.47
Behold ye, a dayrke, broodeying and thicke olde fherrey butte of venerable Balleykeyne barley malt whifky - age-d for 18 summers and wyntres longe.
A verytable blaste from ye pasta! Mayde of thicke and squidgeey darkyness, gayme meats o' the forreyste, blacke, blacke caffeyne beaneys and chocolayte of manys a gold coyne.
Moyste, like thee toppermoste soiyle! Thicke, like the skull o'the influenceyre! And flabbey, like the Spooynge!
A special, age-d dram O'Balleykeyne! Verily, but 353 flagons o'pitch blacke nectayre were yielded from the butte - thee alcohoyle of whiche was cut downe to forty eight and one halfe a degreeyes. For to engorge the mighty shafte of fruite and meaty spiryte! There entwined aboute the peat-reeyke and barbourous smoykeng fyumes o'the Balleykeyne soul!
Pleyse drynke thyself to within responsyble stupor! And flip ye not thee Balleykeyne - lest the coiyne and tongue ye wayste!
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